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My gluten-free Christmas wish list

December 21, 2022 | 12 Comments

Ah…another holiday season is upon us. Yeah…I know it’s late to be making a Christmas wish list. But I spoke to Santa directly (via Skype actually) and he said if I get my list in by the 24th, we’re cool. He also said I’ve […]

A 2021 Recap…and Predictions for 2022

January 4, 2022 | 8 Comments

“I hope that in this year to come, you make mistakes. Because if you are making mistakes, then you are making new things, trying new things, learning, living, pushing yourself, changing yourself, changing your world. You’re doing things you’ve never done before, and more […]

An Ode to Gluten-free Influencers

April 8, 2021 | 23 Comments

Influencers, influencers Just the word makes me wretch To say that I abhor them Isn’t a stretch What is my problem? Why do they put me in a tizzy? They’re in it for themselves And have zero authenticity There’s no product they won’t push […]

Video: My Book, Friends, Tequila and Gluten-free Beer

December 4, 2018 | 5 Comments

So I kinda suck at self-promotion. When I was a kid, I had zero self-esteem. I mean…get rid of ALL of the self-esteem in the world, and that’s how much I had. “Why is Scott always so quiet?” “Why is Scott so shy?” Little […]

An Ode to Party City

January 23, 2018 | 26 Comments

Party City has had a rough day. You know…with the whole ‘celiacs are gross’ thing. So I thought I’d write a poem to cheer them up. —— Hey Party City How was your day? Like the Southwest Airlines ad I’m sure you just want […]

My Sh*t Don’t Stink. Literally. And Now Neither Will Yours.

September 23, 2016 | 6 Comments

Warning #1: This article contains some serious journalism. If you are not into someone uncovering the facts with big words that make me sound important, stop reading now. Warning #2: Warning #1 is a lie. This article talks about poop. Proceed at your own […]

Celiac Disease Awareness Month: A Review in Rhyme

June 3, 2016 | 2 Comments

It has been eons Since I wrote a post in rhyme So I woke up this morning And said “DUDE…IT’S ABOUT TIME” But what do I write about? What should I say? What should my topic be On this rainy Friday? I know what […]

If Famous Movie Characters Had Celiac Disease: Part II

August 13, 2015 | 5 Comments

You mean there’s a part 1? Indeed there is. Back in my blogging diaper days, I wrote the original If Famous Movie Characters Had Celiac Disease. Well back by popular demand, it’s time for another round. Ok…fine. Nobody asked for a Part 2. And […]

Let’s Talk About Poop

February 23, 2015 | 9 Comments

Today’s topic of discussion Is simple and clear We’re talking about our bodies And the stuff that comes out of our rear I know it’s not easy And it may make you feel a bit loopy But what is more natural Than taking a […]

The Valley Girls Go Gluten-Free

November 14, 2014 | 27 Comments

So today I was gonna post an email I received recently about a fellow celiac who is really struggling. But it’s a heavy email and I thought, “C’mon Dude, it’s Friday. Let’s end the week on a somewhat humorous note.” But what could I […]

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