If Famous Movie Characters Had Celiac Disease: Part II

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You mean there’s a part 1? Indeed there is. Back in my blogging diaper days, I wrote the original If Famous Movie Characters Had Celiac Disease. Well back by popular demand, it’s time for another round.

Ok…fine. Nobody asked for a Part 2. And I’m not sure if anyone has even looked at Part 1. But levity is a good thing.

Got any you’d like to add? I’m game.

I’ll have what she’s having. Unless it’s that bread with all the holes in it.
bread with holes
If you make it gluten-free, he will come.
make it gluten free
Mama always said celiac was like a box of chocolates.
You never know how sick you’re gonna get.
celiac getting sick
You’re gonna need a better bagel.
gfree bagel
You had me at no GMO.
no gmo
There’s no gluten in vodka!
gluten free vodka
Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape. You just ate gluten.
cross-contamination
Oh, no, it wasn’t the airplanes. It was gluten that killed the celiac.
kong
Tell ’em to go out there with all they got and make me a meal that I can eat.
gluten free meal
Carpe diem. Seize the day, boys. Make your lives gluten-free.
eat gluten free
Nobody puts Baby on a gluten-free diet until she’s been tested for celiac disease.
get tested for celiac
Quinoa! Quinoa! Quinoa!
quinoa
I’ll be back…to Senza Gluten and Jennifer’s Way Bakery.
senza
No more holes in gluten-free bread. Ever!
udi's bread
Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth. I’ve got a disease that I can treat with food and not medication.
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5 thoughts on “If Famous Movie Characters Had Celiac Disease: Part II”

  1. From any character on Seinfeld with arms flailing – “Enough about all this gluten-free crap – yada, yada, yada!!”

  2. To “Gluten-Free” restaurants that actually aren’t and don’t understand cross-contamination, “Gluten-Free, I do not think that word means what you think it means.”

  3. The Dirty Dancing quote is the best. Love this post! Thank you so much, Gluten Dude. Don’t know wht I’d do without you.

  4. I just found out I had celiac disease last week thru a biopsy. I get very scared 38th all the new challenges, but your posts help me a lot! Thankyou for taking time to help others feel not so quite alone, and for making me smile!

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