My Sh*t Don’t Stink. Literally. And Now Neither Will Yours.

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Warning #1: This article contains some serious journalism. If you are not into someone uncovering the facts with big words that make me sound important, stop reading now.

Warning #2: Warning #1 is a lie. This article talks about poop. Proceed at your own discretion.

Funny story…about 15 years ago, I was visiting my mom (RIP) with my family and had to use the facilities. Yes…number two. There was only one bathroom. I did my business. When I got out, my then nine year old nephew went it. And came right back out and said “IT SMELLS NOT GOOD IN THERE.” We still giggle about it to this day.

If there was only a product that could make my poops smell like roses? Well…watch this video. Please.

(Can’t see the above video? Click here.)

I initially came across that video a few years ago and thought, as hysterical as it was, there was no way it was a real product. And if it was a real product, there was no way it works.

Well guess what Mrs. Dude brought home a few weeks ago?

Yeah…I was skeptical. As a celiac, let’s just say I can make a bathroom unusable for a day every once in awhile. It ain’t fun being me at times…or living with me. So I figured, what have I got to lose.

I should have read the instructions though. Instead of spraying the toilet, I thought I was supposed to spray it up my butt. You don’t need to teach me that lesson more than once.

Yes…I’m just kidding.

Anyway, no need to go deep into details here (you’re welcome). I sprayed. I pooped. It worked. Amazingly well. Like really amazingly well. Like “I’m bringing it with me when I travel” well.

Interested? Get your Poo-Pouri here and stop stinking up the joint.

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5 thoughts on “My Sh*t Don’t Stink. Literally. And Now Neither Will Yours.”

  1. The same effect is supposed to be achieved by sprinkling drops of essential oil (think peppermint, which is what I’ve used) in the toilet ahead of time. Seems to work.

    Don’t forget those Bed, Bath, Beyond coupons are accepted even after they’re expired, at least 2 per purchase (of at least 2 items), sometimes 3.

  2. This is seriously funny sh*#. One of my celiac kids goes all the time and one hardly ever does. This product works double duty 😂 for both issues. Love your informative posts.

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