Ah…another holiday season is upon us. Yeah…I know it’s late to be making a Christmas wish list. But I spoke to Santa directly (via Skype actually) and he said if I get my list in by the 24th, we’re cool. He also said I’ve been a good Dude this year; well at least all of my naughty stuff was kept behind closed doors. So basically…I’m in.
So Santa…here is my gluten free wish list. Thanks in advance. I will leave a homemade gluten-free cookie and instead of a glass of milk, will leave you a gluten-free Fat Randy IPA. Cheers my friend.
I wish for another wonderful year with Mrs. Dude.
I wish Udi’s would finally stop ripping off the celiac community.
I wish to work smarter this year and not harder.
I wish for my app to reach more people.
I wish for all “gluten-removed” beers to stop being called “gluten-free.”
I wish for the gluten jokes to cease and desist.
I wish for peace and serenity for my in-laws, who truly deserve it.
I wish for one year without a health scare.
I wish I would spend more time reading and less time on social media.
I wish for celiac disease to get the recognition and respect it deserves.
I wish for a year of joy for my wonderful Dudettes.
I wish the Celiac Disease Foundation would remove their logo from every box of Cheerios.
I wish for more energy that lasts through the day.
I wish I didn’t have that second bowl of pasta last night.
I wish gluten-free influencers whose main focus is money would just go away.
I wish for less chaos in the world. We live in crazy times right now.
I wish for a healthy back.
I wish for a healthy front.
I wish for another year of bonding with the celiac community.
I wish billionaires weren’t such a**holes.
I wish you were here (shout out to Pink Floyd.)
I wish I knew whether the period above goes inside or outside the parenthesis.
I wish for my guitar not to collect so much dust between the times I pick it up.
I wish for more compassion, empathy and understanding and a lot less anger and divisiveness, no matter what side of the political aisle you sit on.
I wish for the Kardashians to live the rest of their lives in seclusion, where there is absolutely no connection with the outside world.
I wish the same thing for the Real Housewives of wherever.
I wish for Ozzy (my puppy) to live as long as I do.
I wish I didn’t have to use 3 remote controls to change the channel.
I wish for every gluten-free restaurant out there a hugely successful year.
I wish I could redo my teen years and fix all of the mistakes I made.
I wish for you all to have the happiest and healthiest of holidays. I so appreciate each and every one of you and may all of your gluten-free wishes come true.
Merry Christmas everyone.
Take it away Bruce…