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Thursday, July 31st, 2014

Goodbye My Friend (A Poem Written to Gluten)

Tackling celiac with a sense of humor is an absolute must.

A fellow celiac who was just diagnosed wrote a poem to gluten and she shared it with me on Facebook.

I simply love it. And so I’m sharing it with you.

That’s how the internet works

Enjoy…

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Goodbye, My Friend

Cookies, cake, and...

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Wednesday, May 21st, 2014

Ode to Celiac Disease

Dude note: To help celebrate and promote Celiac Awareness Month, I will be writing 30 blog posts over 30 consecutive days (weekends excluded) with the theme “30 Days of Helping 30 Celiacs”. Each post will be...

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Tuesday, March 18th, 2014

A Poem for Linda…Who Says I Deserve to be Sick

Oh Linda, Oh Linda Where do I start? You so hurt my feelings You so broke my heart

I guess the best place Is to start at the top Though be patient with me As my tears...

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Friday, January 10th, 2014

What Food Do You Miss the Most?

Yeah…yeah…I know. We’re healthier now so we don’t miss those evil gluten-filled foods. Blah, blah, blah.

Just play the game.

I received the following email recently (actually October but who’s counting…yes I’m that backlogged) and it...

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Monday, December 16th, 2013

Question for Female Celiacs: How are You in the Boob Department?

I assure you I don’t ask this question for personal reasons.

As a matter of fact, it took me ten minutes to come up with the above title to make sure I used the least offensive terminology...

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Monday, November 11th, 2013

Let’s Name Our Glutened Alter-Ego. Hi…I’m Hank. What’s Your Name??

For years, Mrs. Dude has been trying to come up with a name for me when I get glutened (besides the typical curse words she deservedly calls me under her breath).

Well…after convincing her that Breaking...

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Friday, October 25th, 2013

An Ode to Shreddies Underwear

Celiac disease Is a disease of the gut And more times than not It’s a giant pain in the butt

A pain in the butt Can mean so many things For all the problems it causes For...

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Thursday, October 17th, 2013

A Little G-Free Humor to End Your Week

There are so many lame attempts at gluten-free humor out there.

Most of it is just mean-spirited because it’s done by people who don’t have gluten issues.

Here is a perfect example. It is so...

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