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Tuesday, March 18th, 2014

A Poem for Linda…Who Says I Deserve to be Sick

Oh Linda, Oh Linda Where do I start? You so hurt my feelings You so broke my heart

I guess the best place Is to start at the top Though be patient with me As my tears have not stopped

I made a simple post On my Facebook page That I was “celiac tired” And...

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Friday, January 10th, 2014

What Food Do You Miss the Most?

Yeah…yeah…I know. We’re healthier now so we don’t miss those evil gluten-filled foods. Blah, blah, blah.

Just play the game.

I received the following email recently (actually October but who’s counting…yes I’m that backlogged) and it...

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Monday, December 16th, 2013

Question for Female Celiacs: How are You in the Boob Department?

I assure you I don’t ask this question for personal reasons.

As a matter of fact, it took me ten minutes to come up with the above title to make sure I used the least offensive terminology...

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Monday, November 11th, 2013

Let’s Name Our Glutened Alter-Ego. Hi…I’m Hank. What’s Your Name??

For years, Mrs. Dude has been trying to come up with a name for me when I get glutened (besides the typical curse words she deservedly calls me under her breath).

Well…after convincing her that Breaking...

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Friday, October 25th, 2013

An Ode to Shreddies Underwear

Celiac disease Is a disease of the gut And more times than not It’s a giant pain in the butt

A pain in the butt Can mean so many things For all the problems it causes For...

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Thursday, October 17th, 2013

A Little G-Free Humor to End Your Week

There are so many lame attempts at gluten-free humor out there.

Most of it is just mean-spirited because it’s done by people who don’t have gluten issues.

Here is a perfect example. It is so...

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Tuesday, September 24th, 2013

I Dream of Gluten. Do You??

I have a few recurring dreams.

One is that it’s time for my final exam and I realize that I haven’t gone to class all year and I’m in full blown panic mode. This is odd in...

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Friday, September 20th, 2013

Why is Celiac Disease Funny?

Did you hear the joke about the girl with cancer who may have to have one of her breasts removed?

Or how about the one about the guy with MS who lost his vision in one eye?

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