Celiac Rants

I hate celiac. You hate celiac. We all hate celiac. With all that pent up anger, people need a place to vent. That’s one of the reasons I started this blog. There’s just one rule: Once you’re done venting, you need to move forward and put the negative vibes on the back burner. Positive energy brings positive results. Ready for some rants? Read on.

Celiac Rant: A Letter Written to Celiac Disease

April 13, 2016 | 8 Comments

In case you haven’t noticed, I like to mix up the positive energy of dealing with celiac with the realities of our lovely disease. Well…I just looked in my inbox and I’ve got about 20 celiac rants waiting to be posted. So with no […]

Celiac Disease: An American Invention??

February 22, 2016 | 31 Comments

Dude note: Please stay tuned for an update on Jennifer’s Way Bakery and what is going on behind the scenes a bit. Hope to post about that tomorrow. But for today, I had to share this email I received last night. It’s a dandy. […]

Celiac Rant: I Can Avoid Gluten, but I Can’t Avoid Stupid

November 18, 2015 | 28 Comments

I love this rant for so many reasons. It’s got a little bit of everything. Great passion, subtle humor and a comeback for the ages. And it speaks to that one topic we face over and over again: ignorance. And in this case, how […]

A Celiac Rant All the Way From Turkey

November 6, 2015 | 14 Comments

Sometimes a celiac rant needs no introduction… Hello everyone, I live in Turkey and been diagnosed as a celiac 8 months ago. The thing is, every time I feel as if I’m doing real good, something goes real bad and I get glutened. And […]

Celiac Rant: You Don’t Look Sick (#$@&%*!)

September 4, 2015 | 15 Comments

Life is all about balance. We work hard, we play hard. We eat, we exercise. You break the law, you pay the consequences (right Kim Davis.) We have Democrats and Republicans. Peanut butter and jelly. Tom and Jerry. Elliot and Mr. Robot. Tyler Durden […]

Gluten in Probiotics. Who Can We Trust?

May 20, 2015 | 71 Comments

I’m in a pretty pissy mood this morning. Not only do I have the celiac cranks (fighting thru exhaustion and feeling “off”), but it was just announced that many probiotics that say “gluten-free” on the label actually…aren’t. Very nice. And just in time for […]

Celiac Rant: Just Order a &#%!@?! Salad??

March 24, 2015 | 85 Comments

2 quick Dude notes before I start today’s rant. 1) This is my 500th blog post. That is crazy. Where does the time go? 2) I’m off to Minnesota today to visit with the Cheerios folks. Should be interesting. Anyway, got a great email […]

The Mother of All Celiac Rants

January 12, 2015 | 37 Comments

As I am now on day nine of feeling like absolute dog poop (maybe I SHOULD have gotten that flu shot after all), it’s a good a day as any to post a celiac rant. It’s been awhile since I posted one of these […]

Celiac Rant: I'm Sick of Celiac Disease!!

September 2, 2014 | 76 Comments

I woke up this morning hoping no nude photos of mine on iCloud were hacked. The photos, all tastefully done I assure you, are for a new site I’m launching. It’s called Gluten Nude. Ok…moving on. Watching Mrs. Dude deal with her breast cancer […]

Celiac Rant: Gluten-Free and I Still Feel Like Crap

July 22, 2014 | 125 Comments

Hello everyone. Happy Tuesday to you all. Let’s start with a joke today because why not!? A photon checks into a hotel and the bellhop asks him if he has any luggage. The photon replies, “No, I’m traveling light.” No good? How about this […]

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