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  1. 1

    J

    Lol this rocks! Gave me my first laugh of the morning! My favorite is the Hannibal one. Nasty but funny!

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  2. 2

    robr

    your right dude, sometimes we just have to laugh

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    1. 2.1

      The Gluten Dude

      Indeed…

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        Deb

        So clever – thank you! See, I am still reading your blog….

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  3. 3

    Steve

    These are great. I will be thinking of Gloria Swansom when I get my endoscopy in a few weeks.

    Not a quote, but if Spicoli had celiac, Mr. Hand wouldn’t have given away his gluten free pizza because no one else would have wanted to eat it.

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    1. 3.1

      The Gluten Dude

      Aloha Mr. Hand!

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  4. 5

    Sassy Celiactivist

    LOL I made the day-old pasta mistake yesterday! Total mush, bleck!

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    @calgarywalker

    I’d like to add one

    Schwarzenegger in Jingle All The Way,

    “put that cookie down NOW”

    http://i.ytimg.com/vi/rq63gpaTvns/0.jpg

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    1. 6.1

      The Gluten Dude

      LOL,,,

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  6. 7

    Alissa

    Love. This. Totally sharing. I would like to add to the party, from Ghostbusters:

    “Ray! When someone asks you if you have celiac, you say YES!”

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    1. 7.1

      The Gluten Dude

      Believe it or not, I’ve never seen Ghostbusters. I think I’m one of the last people in my age group who has yet to see it.

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      1. 7.1.1

        Alissa

        How is that even possible? That’s it. Stop whatever you are doing now and watch both 1 & 2. For the sake of your children. And America.

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      2. 7.1.2

        IrishHeart

        GD, I think you’re one of the last people on Earth to have missed Ghostbusters!! Please please watch it.

        Then you will understand why the line:

        This bit*h is toast !!

        will be perfect for another one of these entries.

        Please say you’ll watch it!!!

        and without humor, we would all perish!

        GREAT JOB, G-dude!!!!

        Thanks for the giggle!

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        1. 7.1.2.1

          The Gluten Dude

          It is now officially on my movie to-do list…

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          1. 7.1.2.1.1

            Gloria @ glutenfreepoodlehome

            The Stay Puff marshmallow man is GF! Watch the movie and you’ll get that.

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      3. 7.1.3

        Rachel S.

        get outta there! Who you gonna call? Glutenbusters!!!

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        1. 7.1.3.1

          Catherine N

          There’s somethin’ strange, in the neighborhood, somethin’ strange, and it don’t look good… I’m afraid of that toast!

          Dude, you HAVE to watch Ghostbusters, man.

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          1. 7.1.3.1.1

            Robyn Bray

            Who ya gonna call? The Toastbusters!

            Duh… My security question was 5+5. My answer? 5+5! But that’s still right!

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  7. 8

    Amy -The Quirky Gluten Free Runner

    Fabulous!

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  8. 9

    JoyK8

    Aaahahaha! If I could get out of bed I’d be roflmao!! Thanks Dude, laughter really is the best medicine.

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    Miss Dee Meanor

    This was my first laugh of the day!! I would share it, but very few of my friends on Facebook would get it. I can’t resist in joining in….

    Domino’s Pizza:
    “I’ll get you, my pretty, and your little intestine too!” – Wicked Witch of the West in “The Wizard of Oz”

    The pizza after you’ve eaten it:
    “I’ll be back.” – Arnold Schwarzenegger in “Terminator”

    After realizing you’ve screwed up:.
    “Houston, we have a problem.” -Tom Hanks in “Apollo 13”

    Your coworkers that afternoon when the brain fog hits::
    “Snap out of it!” – Cher in “Moonstruck”

    Husband later that evening:
    “I see dead people.” – Haley Osment in “The Sixth Sense”

    Husband a few days later::
    “It’s alive! It’s alive.” – Colin Clive in “Frankenstein”

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    1. 10.1

      The Gluten Dude

      Telling a whole story…very well done Miss Dee. Very well done.

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    Doro

    You’ll all be happy to know that I may have made some progress on the endoscopy/colonoscopy extravaganza. I suggested to my gastro doc that he just put a mini-satellite inside of me and then, instead of putting me through a procedure during which I ALWAYS wake up, he can just trigger the device and look for himself.

    I’m still waiting, but I can hope, right?

    Right?

    (right?)

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    Rachel S.

    Love these! the “I see tired people” really cracked me up, as did the “Toto, I have a feeling we can’t eat bagels anymore” and “Dominos, we’ve got a problem.”

    Here’s mine (Ghostbusters):
    Who you gonna call?
    Glutenbusters!

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  12. 14

    E.J.

    Oh Gluten Dude! What did I ever do before I discovered this blog! I needed that laugh. The celiac Hannibal’s cross contamination problem…my favorite.

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  13. 15

    SJB

    Hysterical! Laughed out loud!

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  14. 16

    Jen

    I don’t know Dude…this daily blog thing is so successful you might just have to continue it beyond Celiac Awareness Month!! Anyone agree??

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  15. 17

    Laura

    Gluten Dude, you rock! Pairing movies and gluten? Genius! Here’s a few more:

    Indiana Jones, Raiders of the Lost Ark:
    “Gluten. Why’d it have to be gluten?”

    Frankenstein:
    “Fire, GOOD!
    Gluten, BAD!”

    Dustin Hoffman, The Graduate:
    “Mrs. Robinson, you’re trying to gluten me. Aren’t you?”

    Clint Eastwood, Dirty Harry:
    “You’ve got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel brain-fogged? Well, do ya, punk?”

    Charlton Heston, Planet of the Apes:
    “Take your stinking paws off me, you damned, dirty gluten!”

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    1. 17.1

      The Gluten Dude

      Nice job Laura. Love The Graduate one…hysterical.

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  16. 18

    Michelle

    Very funny! This made my afternoon!

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  17. 19

    Laura

    Hilarious! Found you through a link on Bard’s Beer. Very cool!

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  18. 20

    Laura

    Hey, Gluten Dude! Thanks for the shout-out for The Graduate. A week later and this post still cracks me up — especially love the Sunset Boulevard one. Too funny :)
    ~ Laura J.

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  19. 21

    Cluudina

    I have had coeliac disease since I was two years old and I have definitely lot a lot of experience in coeliac disease. Here in England I am pleased to anounce dominos pizza, Pizza Hut and prezzos, all do gluten free pizza! Sometimes I want to scream when things suddenly change their recipe and I can no longer eat them, but more and more brands are becoming available to us for example warburtons bread now do gluten free, and also so many more people are aware of what coeliac disease is, and how to deal with it.

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  20. 22

    Kathy

    “We don’t eat no stinkin’ gluten!”
    ROFL!!!!!
    Thanks, Dude. :)

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  21. 23

    Socorro Piontka

    You are amazing and YOU ROCK! My day has just changed for the better. Thank you!

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  22. 24

    Sherri

    Oh awesome ~ thanks for the chuckle …
    I love the Hannibal one ~ I love Hannibal in the first place (hhhmmm not sure what that says about me ha ha) ;) And you should have made it a reporter that came for an interview LMAO … yep yep … someone from the media or one of the celebrities who make things more difficult ha ha … not a poor census taker. ;)

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  23. 25

    Crystal

    Here’s an idea for another string of posts, “World’s Worst Jobs”. Patrol officer with Celiac Partner and lots of doughnuts! Astronaut with Celiac partner and all astronaut foods contain gluten! Talk about Lift Off! The list is endless. When my daughter and I have been glutened, the rest of the family plays this game till the “fog clears”.

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  24. 26

    Crystal

    Quint in Jaws, “We’re gonna have a bigger bloat!”

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  25. 27

    Leslie

    As God is my witness, I’ll never eat gluten again. ~Scarlett Owearhasmybreadgone

    Thanks for the Wednesday night giggles…loved it.:)

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    Shawna

    Love those!
    Had to add a couple:

    Hasta La Vista, Gluten – Terminator 2
    Gluten is not an option – Appollo 13

    Right after I got here, I ordered some spaghetti with marinara sauce and I got rice noodles and ketchup. I’m an average nobody. I get to live the rest of my life like a Celiac. – Goodfellas

    May the farts will be with you – Empire Strikes Back

    And

    You’ve got the wrong guy, I’m the Gluten Dude – The Big Lebowski

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    1. 28.1

      Gluten Dude

      LOVE these….thanks Shawna. Although I think I’m the last person on earth who has not seen The Big Lebowski.

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      1. 28.1.1

        Mary

        You haven’t seen the Big Lebowski? Du-ude, c’mon! All the additions are by others are great..thanks for the laughs :)

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      2. 28.1.2

        Hayley

        No worries Gluten Dude, I too have not seen this movie, or most of the ones on here.

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    Claudia

    Love the Clint Eastwood one. Dirty Harry is my favorite movie! I would add “Do ya feel lucky, well do ya gluten. Go ahead make my day!”

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    Raquel

    I can’t not submit the explosion from the belly scene at the dining room table in the first Alien movie!

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  29. 32

    Lauren Lindsey

    I just died laughing, this is genius. I’m sharing on my website- just too good!! Hahahaha. Humor can be the best medicine sometimes. Thanks Dude.

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    Amanda

    There’s a snack cake in my boot- woody (toy story)

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  31. 34

    Dee

    haha thanks for the laugh! my favorite is the hannibal one… the dreaded cross contamination!!! “There’s know place like home”…so so true :)
    Gluten dude you rock!

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    Robyn Bray

    Can you imagine if Sheldon, of Big Bang Theory, had Celiac? Oh, my!

    I figure Howard & his mom probably do.

    Quoting Howard, Jews don’t have hell. We have acid reflux.

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