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  1. 1

    Carol

    My sugar cookies
    Almond flour butter eggs and stuff
    Eat them up yummy

    Reply
    1. 1.1

      The Gluten Dude

      I’m sorry Carol, but I’m going to have to penalize you two points for the 8 syllable second line
      :)

      Reply
  2. 2

    Julie

    That was AWESOME! I love this one:
    Celiac disease
    It’s an autoimmune thing
    A pain in my ass

    That should be our introduction. :)

    Reply
  3. 3

    Carol

    Don’t want to be sick
    No gluten even soy sauce
    Whole new cooking thing

    Reply
  4. 4

    Sassy Celiactivist

    Great Job, Gluten Dude
    Haiku can be very fun
    Hippopotamus.

    ;)

    Reply
    1. 4.1

      The Gluten Dude

      When all else fails, always use hippopotamus in your haiku.

      Reply
  5. 5

    Brittany @ GOtheXtraMile

    Best blog post ever. Haha loved this.

    Reply
    1. 5.1

      The Gluten Dude

      Thanks Brittany. Where’s your Haiku? :)

      Reply
  6. 6

    Conne

    Great post! Love your determination:-D You are inspiring me … Thank You! Love your “Order Food Naked…” Haiku! Here’s my attempt …

    What once was tasty
    Is now my forbidden food
    But Health Abounding!

    Reply
    1. 6.1

      The Gluten Dude

      I like it Conne…

      Reply
  7. 7

    Erica

    Find Hidden Gluten
    In makeup, meds and others
    Searching makes me sad

    Reply
  8. 8

    Erica

    Mouth ulcers owwie
    My dentist never knew why
    No gluten means none

    Reply
    1. 8.1

      The Gluten Dude

      Clever converting the word ouch to owwie. Well played Erica.

      Reply
      1. 8.1.1

        Erica

        I have learned to adapt a lot of things after gong GF :)

        Reply
  9. 9

    Luna

    Ugh. I’m sick again.
    Damn cross-contamination.
    What got me this time?

    Reply
    1. 9.1

      The Gluten Dude

      Awesome Luna…

      Reply
  10. 10

    Tracey

    I love my children
    So we are all gluten free
    it is now easy

    Reply
    1. 10.1

      Erin Smith

      Tracey, so simply yet so meaningful! Love this haiku

      Reply
    2. 10.2

      The Gluten Dude

      Agreed Erin. Very nice.

      Reply
  11. 11

    Dani

    No longer bloated
    My bikini fits better
    Gluten is evil

    Reply
    1. 11.1

      The Gluten Dude

      That’s funny…not that you were bloated of course.

      Reply
  12. 12

    Suzanne Welsh

    A perfect salad
    My kids passing tortillas
    Drop right on my plate

    My perfect salad
    So full of yummy veggies
    Sits laughing at me

    Guess I’ve lost my mind
    A celiac’s got sixth sense?
    “I see dead salads” :)

    Reply
    1. 12.1

      The Gluten Dude

      Hysterical Suzanne.

      Reply
  13. 13

    Mrs. Dude

    Gluten makes me mad
    It makes my Dude really sick
    Go gluten be gone!

    Reply
    1. 13.1

      The Gluten Dude

      Be gone indeed! Your husband must be one lucky guy ;)

      Reply
  14. 14

    Erin Smith

    Here is one of mine:

    Gluten-free for me
    Celiac since ‘81
    Ahead of the trend ;-)

    Reply
    1. 14.1

      The Gluten Dude

      Erin, you weren’t just ahead of the trend. You may have started the trend.
      ;)

      Reply
      1. 14.1.1

        Erin Smith

        How about this one?

        Gluten-free? Trendy?
        Yep, that’s me. Miley. Kim K.
        I’m cooler than you.

        Reply
        1. 14.1.1.1

          The Gluten Dude

          Who knew celiac disease could be so much fun? I wish I discovered Haiku’s five years ago.

          Reply
  15. 15

    Gluten Free Traveller

    I travel the world
    Now I do it gluten free
    You can do it too! :)

    Reply
    1. 15.1

      The Gluten Dude

      I wish I could travel the world…
      But when the day comes that I can, you’re coming with me to keep me safe.

      Reply
      1. 15.1.1

        Erin Smith

        You can totally travel the world! If I had stayed home for the past 30 years, I would be one miserable Celiac!

        Reply
  16. 16

    Alysa (InspiredRD)

    These are so awesome! Here’s mine about when I tried to do a shared kitchen:

    Left hand for gluten
    Right hand is for gluten-free
    Oh crap I forgot

    Reply
    1. 16.1

      The Gluten Dude

      I would bet you were the only person to ever try this maneuver. Too funny (in a sad kind of way).

      Reply
  17. 17

    Luna

    New ingredients
    What the hell is xanthan gum?
    Where do I buy it?

    Gluten free is hard
    GF vegetarian?
    I may be insane.

    (I LOVE this post. :))

    Reply
    1. 17.1

      The Gluten Dude

      And I love your haiku.

      Reply
  18. 18

    Martha

    Gluten is no fun
    It’s like Glue in your bun
    Ooey, Gooey, Yuk!

    Reply
    1. 18.1

      The Gluten Dude

      4 stars for originality Martha.

      Reply
  19. 19

    wendy

    Quinoa rocks it Dude

    Millet isn’t just for birds

    Gfree not Kardash

    Reply
    1. 19.1

      The Gluten Dude

      Nice abbreviation to get to 5 syllables. Who said haiku’s were easy??

      Reply
      1. 19.1.1

        Wendy

        It’s a new word this past week in Urban Dictionary –

        Ex. “See you in a Kardash” referring to how shee went through her marriage quickly. I thought it worked welI – fleeting – fad like! :)

        Reply
  20. 20

    Danica P

    Was just diagnosed…
    All this stuff so confusing
    Where to go from here

    Reply
    1. 20.1

      The Gluten Dude

      I’m sorry to hear
      That you are now one of us
      Your new life begins

      Please visit my blog
      I will help all that I can
      It gets easier

      Reply
  21. 21

    Emily

    LOVE IT!

    Bread… no, not for me
    Udis, Rudis, oh em gee
    Burn it… mmm Yummy!

    Dr. Seuss, help me
    I can have green eggs and ham
    but please, no wheat flour

    Reply
    1. 21.1

      The Gluten Dude

      The very first Dr. Seuss reference in my blog. Nice!

      Reply
  22. 22

    Lisa B

    These are all awesome! Here’s mine:

    Made some big changes
    Gluten and Dairy Free
    Blessing in disguise

    Reply
  23. 23

    Charlotte

    Quit your griping please
    Gluten-Free isn’t that bad
    Stopped pooping my pants

    Reply
    1. 23.1

      The Gluten Dude

      Love it. Especially appreciate the visual :)

      Reply
  24. 24

    Helen

    I have beed a coeliac for more years than I can remember … it is Haiku malarkey that get me going … so I am going to follow you !

    Reply
  25. 25

    Helen

    When tender bowel
    enjoys gluten free warmly
    kindly removes waste

    Reply
    1. 25.1

      The Gluten Dude

      Well done Helen. Nice visual ;)

      Reply
  26. 26

    Amanda

    OMG I love you. I love haiku. And I have Celiac Disease. This is fantastic!

    Reply
  27. 27

    Wendy

    Soy sauce in the cukes?
    Another place off my list
    Of joints to eat at.

    This post brought much needed lightness to the last few hours. Celiac sucks!!!

    Another one:

    Spinach, eggs, and fish
    And I don’t need to diet
    But it’s all that’s safe

    Reply
  28. 28

    Heather

    No gluten for me
    It isn’t a fad diet
    And now I’m healthy

    Reply

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