Let’s end the week on a creative note, shall we?
I had a meeting in Princeton yesterday and met my good friend for a nice cup of coffee afterwards at a cool café (that shall remain nameless).
On the way out, we passed the huge dessert display case and we noticed the above (see picture).
That middle cupcake is gluten-free.
But everything else in the case was full of gluten.
There was gluten above it, below it and on both sides of it.
Now sure…I could spew my celiac venom and rant and rave. But that could take years and cost millions of lives (name the movie).
So rather than condemn the café and call them out publicly, let’s have some fun with it.
What would you say to the owner of the café about his gluten-free faux pas? And you only have 7 words to get your message across.
Why 7 words? I have no idea.
Here are a few to get you going:
– I’m a celiac. No chance in hell.
– That ain’t gluten free.
– Cross-contamination at its finest.
– Gwyneth would love this.
Let’s see what you can come up with.