So my doctor’s assistant called me yesterday with the results of my endoscopy and the associated biopsy.
She said I am not showing any signs of “celiac sprue”, as she called it. Stomach looks good. Villi are just fine…thank you for asking.
For a second there, I thought I was cured.
Holy sh*t…no more celiac disease!
Immediately, I started making my plans for the next day:
This is gonna be best day EVER.
Gluten and cross-contamination be damned.
But then I awoke from my temporary state of insanity and remembered that, damn, there is no cure for celiac disease.
And all the tests proved is that I have not been getting glutened.
Which means I learned nothing.
And I know nothing.
So more tests.
And more waiting.
I think I like insanity better.