Gluten Dude finish Whole30.
Gluten Dude really do Whole25.
Gluten Dude lose 11 pounds and me no want lose more. So me stopped.
Me happy with program.
Cave stomach feel better. No ouchie as much.
Gluten Dude learned lessons.
No need rice with meal again, unless Gluten Dude eat sushi.
Rice bad calories that make Gluten Dude tired and full.
No need sugar in coffee. Me now drink black.
No need processed food.
Too many thingies in food not good.
Gluten Dude count ingredients. If more than five, Gluten Dude no eat.
(Gluten Dude only know how to count to five.)
Me like veggies and fruit. Me no miss unhealthy.
Me sleep better when eat like caveman.
Sober caveman not as fun when go to parties in other caves.
Gluten Dude break bad habits.
No need bowl of cereal when sun come up.
Me eat 3 eggs.
No need sugary bar when sun burn bright.
Me eat almonds.
No need to eat til cave stomach full.
Me eat smaller portions.
Overall, Gluten Dude happy.
Cave woman happy too.
Will always eat like caveman now.
Except when outside cave.
Gluten Dude deserve treats once in awhile.
Gluten Dude end post now.
Ooops…me forgot to mention (caveman stupid):
Me now eating only cage-free organic eggs and grass-fed organic meat.
Now Gluten Dude done.