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  1. 1

    Rachel

    Brilliant! How about this one:
    a national holiday has been declared as Celiac Day. On that day, everyone has to take the day off and eat a strict gluten-free diet so they can begin to experience what we have to go through every day.

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    1. 1.1

      The Gluten Dude

      National Celiac Day…I like it. Can it fall on the same day as Thanksgiving to make it extra challenging for everyone?

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    2. 1.2

      Susan

      I went to Celiac Awareness Day at Citi Field and an irate customer couldn’t figure out why the bread tasted like garbage and fell apart. The poor food worker just kept saying he was in a GF section for the awareness day which didn’t appease him. He was irate – and didn’t want to be inconvenienced to go to a different section to get “real food.” All I wanted to say to him was “How about some compassion for those of us without a choice?” … or something similar albeit less tasteful (no pun intended!)

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  2. 2

    Janelle

    My favorites: “B-list Celebrity Goes on Gluten-Free Diet. Gains 70 Pounds.” and “John Doe has Stomach Ache. Does Not Blame Gluten.” Love!!!!

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    1. 2.1

      The Gluten Dude

      Thanks Janelle!

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  3. 3

    Sandra

    Great list ! !
    I had a good laugh at “Government Says All Gluten-Free Food Now Tax Deductible”.

    In Canada you actually can (must have CD diagnosis from DR sent in with taxes) claim GF food at tax time. But it’s more insulting than helpful in all honesty. I tried claiming for many, many years with no luck. You literally need to spend more than a third of your income on GF food alone to see anything back. One year I received one whole dollar back from the food claim. The other thing making it difficult is that you need to submit every single receipt with a GF food purchase on it. To make matters worse, most receipts do not say “gluten free” beside said items, making it difficult to claim.

    I would like to add these to your awesome list :

    “Gluten Free Is Affordable”

    “Mandatory Symptom Simulator For Those Who Doubt Necessity Of Gluten Free Diet”

    “Look At All Those Gluten Free Coupons”

    “Gluten Free, Not Taste Free”

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    1. 3.1

      The Gluten Dude

      At least the govt is making it easy for you ;)

      Love the “Symptom Simulator”.

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      CR

      Love, love, love the Mandatory Symptom Simulator idea!

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  4. 4

    anne

    This is a great list, I love it! I needed the laugh today.

    I would like to add: “gluten-free diet actually does make you lose weight, gluten-free replacement foods, and all!”

    and

    “Warm, crusty baguettes in France actually are special gluten-free phenomenon.”

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    1. 4.1

      The Gluten Dude

      That’s it…I’m on the next flight to Paris.

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      1. 4.1.1

        Sandra

        Group trip? I’m in!

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  5. 5

    Gluten Free

    Great headlines lol . I really hope “Rafael Nadal Eats Five Loaves of Bread: Wins Wimbledon” and “The Gluten-Free Fad Diet is Officially Over” become true this year :D

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      The Gluten Dude

      Now wouldn’t that be nice :)

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  6. 6

    Trude

    Great list!!! :-)

    My Headline: All restaurant must know about and serve REAL GLUTENFREE meals.

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    1. 6.1

      The Gluten Dude

      The problem is Trude, that most restaurants don’t KNOW what real gluten free food is.

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  7. 7

    IrishHeart

    “Totally Dedicated Gluten Free Restaurant Chains Flood the Country”.

    and

    “New Statistics Reveal Gluten Eaters Now in the Minority”

    Love your headlines, BTW & thanks for the chuckles.

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  8. 8

    Chef Brizzle

    I have one…..

    “The Attention Starved Hippies Finally Admit That They Are Faking!! All So-Called Celiacs Are To Be Stoned Today!!”

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    1. 8.1

      The Gluten Dude

      Is this a dig at us celiacs??

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      1. 8.1.1

        kate

        Naw dude, not a dig. These wannabes self diagnose as Celiac and drive me nuts. Whenever I say I’m gf I get the “she’s one of those” eye rolls. People don’t take me seriously as it is. Yes, a bite WILL kill me. But it won’t kill a poser on cheat day. This isn’t a fad, its life and death for me and its not taken seriously (I’m super sensitive to even CC and have internal intestinal bleeding when I get glutened) because of these POSERS.

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