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Hey Celiacs…How’s Your Sex Drive?

June 26, 2015 | 54 Comments

A girl phoned me the other day and said, “Come on over, there’s nobody home.” I went over. Nobody was home. I think sex is better than logic, but I can’t prove it. Impotence: Nature’s way of saying “No hard feelings”. You know “that […]

Is Semen Gluten Free?

August 20, 2013 | 77 Comments

Yes…I just went there. No…I am not curious for my own behalf (not that there’s anything wrong with it). The request came from somebody on my Facebook page. Her name is…oh wait…I probably shouldn’t share her name. 😉 Anyway, here is how the conversation […]

I Have Celiac Disease Because My Parents Had Sex in September

October 31, 2012 | 42 Comments

Attention all parents-to-be: If you don’t want your kids to have celiac disease, do not have sex in the fall and winter. Who knew it could be so simple?? Here’s the theory, as pointed out in the New York Times a few days ago: […]

Gluten-Free Sex for ONLY $27

June 6, 2012 | 37 Comments

How’s that for a headline? I bet you can go the next nine years and never see the words “gluten free”, “sex” and “$27” in the same sentence. So what if I was to tell you I could show you how to have safe, […]

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