Celiac Rants

I hate celiac. You hate celiac. We all hate celiac. With all that pent up anger, people need a place to vent. That’s one of the reasons I started this blog. There’s just one rule: Once you’re done venting, you need to move forward and put the negative vibes on the back burner. Positive energy brings positive results. Ready for some rants? Read on.

Celiac Rant: How Dare We Not Listen to Our Doctor??

September 4, 2012 | 43 Comments

It’s no secret that I’m not a big fan of the medical community. Yes, there are a lot of talented doctors out there. But in addition to what I’ve experienced in my lifetime, I’ve heard horror story after horror story on this blog about […]

Celiac Rant: Your "All-Natural" Makeup is Not Gluten-Free!

August 13, 2012 | 88 Comments

I do not wear makeup. Yes, I wear an earring. Yes, I put gel in my hair. Yes, I’ve had my brows waxed a few times (and based on my experience, my mind cannot even process how anybody would ever get a bikini wax!!) […]

So Many Celiac Rants…So Little Time

August 6, 2012 | 23 Comments

Lots of celiac rants to get to today. It seems I’ve struck a chord and people certainly have rants. But because I don’t want this blog to be overwhelmed with too much negativity, I’m trying to space the rants apart a bit. As a […]

Celiac Blows…Deal With It!

July 29, 2012 | 115 Comments

As each day passes, I seem to lose more and more faith in humanity. On Saturday, we had a reader who complained about some of the colorful language used on this blog and she said unless it was cleaned up and I moderated the […]

Celiac Rant-of-the-Day: My Family Sucks

July 23, 2012 | 51 Comments

Friends can come and go and this blog has covered many unfortunate stories of friends bailing when you have to go gluten free. Co-workers? They’re too busy trying to climb the corporate ladder to worry about the nuances of celiac disease. But family? Man…they […]

Celiac Rant-of-the-Day: Don't be Such an Ass to My 6-Year-Old Celiac!

July 12, 2012 | 25 Comments

I think we can all agree that having celiac disease pretty much sucks at any age. But when a child is diagnosed, it just adds an extra layer of suckness to it. And you would think that people would go out of their way […]

Celiac Rant-of-the-Day: I Guess Your Allergy is More Important Than Mine

July 3, 2012 | 36 Comments

It’s the holiday tomorrow. It’s a day to celebrate. It’s a day to relax. It’s a day to be with family. That is of course unless you have celiac disease and your family is a bunch of idiots. This leads us to today’s Celiac […]

Celiac Rant-of-the-Day: I Want to Punch People in the Face

June 26, 2012 | 80 Comments

I hate celiac. You hate celiac. We all hate celiac. With all that pent up anger, people need a place to vent. Well…I invite you to lie on the Dude’s couch (figuratively speaking) and spew away. I’m starting a new feature called “Celiac Rant […]

Dedicated to the "Trendiest" Person Alive…

May 12, 2012 | 51 Comments

Dude Note: To honor Celiac Awareness Month and to help raise awareness of our disease, I will be attempting 31 blog posts in 31 days. My goal is simple: to make most of them not suck. If you’ve got ideas for a good post […]

Hey Celiacs…We're Trendy!!

May 10, 2012 | 100 Comments

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