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  1. 1

    thetxlady

    Oh so very wrong :) anyone trying to tell me i have to be GF AND vegan is getting punched in the throat. Flour products were bad enough I’m not giving up tasty animals!

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  2. 2

    Jersey Girl

    George: She calls me up at my office. She says, “We have to talk.”
    Jerry: Ugh. The four worst words in the English language.
    George: That or “Whose bra is this?”
    Jerry: That’s worse.

    Seinfeld

    Cheers Y’all
    XO-
    Jersey Girl

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    1. 2.1

      Chris

      Can’t resist responding with a real story along those lines. Had a platonic female roommate while I was dating my then-girlfriend now-wife. Roommate had a friend over to watch TV, who was relaxing and took her earrings off and left them on the coffee table. Roommate found them a couple of days later and said, “oh must be your girlfriend’s, Here Chris Take them.” I put them on my night stand so I wouldn’t forget, which led then-girlfriend, now-wife to ask later, “Ummm, Who’s ear rings are these?” It all worked out in the end though. Happy Friday!!!

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  3. 3

    Claudia

    Love it Gluten Dude. I just can’t give up the booze or the red meat—in moderation of course ha ha!!

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  4. 4

    IrishHeart

    How many celiacs does it take to change a light bulb?

    Just one. We’re not idiots for pete’s sake.

    (P.S. I think I sent you number 3 via email.) Still love it.

    Cheers all–and Happy Friday!! xx

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    1. 4.1

      Else

      Unless of course the celiac has been glutened in which case the resulting brain fog may call for an extra brain!

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      1. 4.1.1

        IrishHeart

        Else, later in the day, I swear, I started thinking…I should have added “unless you have gluten head, in which case it may take 4 of us.” But I was wifi- impaired. Thanks for saying it for me. LOL

        :)

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  5. 5

    Pamela

    Love the wine and Jack Daniels one. When I went gluten-free, my boss asked me, “Well what about whiskey.” When I told him it was gluten-free because of the way it’s distilled, he said, “Well, there IS a God!”

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  6. 6

    Donna T

    I thank God for wine at every party where it is all I can find gluten free.

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  7. 7

    Jess

    I like #2 the best. Do you mind if I share on my page?
    Happy Weekend!

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    1. 7.1

      Gluten Dude

      What’s mine is yours ;)

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