17 Gluten/Celiac Headlines I’d Love to See
“All Beer Now Gluten Free”
“Rafael Nadal Eats Five Loaves of Bread: Wins Wimbledon”
“Gluten-Free Groceries No Longer Double the Price of Normal Groceries”
“B-list Celebrity Goes on Gluten-Free Diet. Gains 70 Pounds.”
“John Doe has Stomach Ache. Does Not Blame Gluten.”
“Gluten Declared Illegal Substance”
“Government Says All Gluten-Free Food Now Tax Deductible”
“All Italian Restaurants Now Carry Gluten-Free Pasta”
“Snow White says Sleepy Now Gluten Free and Wide Awake”
“Afternoon Naps for Celiacs Mandatory”
“Morning-After-Gluten Pill Comes to Market”
“Celiac Disease Declared Off-Limits to All Children”
“Number of Confirmed Celiac Symptoms Falls Below 1,000″
“All Physicians Now Properly Trained in Celiac Diagnosis”
“Everything Labeled Gluten-Free is Actually Gluten-Free”
“The Gluten-Free Fad Diet is Officially Over”
“The Gluten Dude Discovers a Cure for Celiac Disease”
Do you have a headline you’d like to see? Would love to hear it.
Rachel
109 days ago
Brilliant! How about this one:
a national holiday has been declared as Celiac Day. On that day, everyone has to take the day off and eat a strict gluten-free diet so they can begin to experience what we have to go through every day.
The Gluten Dude
109 days ago
National Celiac Day…I like it. Can it fall on the same day as Thanksgiving to make it extra challenging for everyone?
Janelle
109 days ago
My favorites: “B-list Celebrity Goes on Gluten-Free Diet. Gains 70 Pounds.” and “John Doe has Stomach Ache. Does Not Blame Gluten.” Love!!!!
The Gluten Dude
109 days ago
Thanks Janelle!
Sandra
108 days ago
Great list ! !
I had a good laugh at “Government Says All Gluten-Free Food Now Tax Deductible”.
In Canada you actually can (must have CD diagnosis from DR sent in with taxes) claim GF food at tax time. But it’s more insulting than helpful in all honesty. I tried claiming for many, many years with no luck. You literally need to spend more than a third of your income on GF food alone to see anything back. One year I received one whole dollar back from the food claim. The other thing making it difficult is that you need to submit every single receipt with a GF food purchase on it. To make matters worse, most receipts do not say “gluten free” beside said items, making it difficult to claim.
I would like to add these to your awesome list :
“Gluten Free Is Affordable”
“Mandatory Symptom Simulator For Those Who Doubt Necessity Of Gluten Free Diet”
“Look At All Those Gluten Free Coupons”
“Gluten Free, Not Taste Free”
The Gluten Dude
108 days ago
At least the govt is making it easy for you
Love the “Symptom Simulator”.
anne
108 days ago
This is a great list, I love it! I needed the laugh today.
I would like to add: “gluten-free diet actually does make you lose weight, gluten-free replacement foods, and all!”
and
“Warm, crusty baguettes in France actually are special gluten-free phenomenon.”
The Gluten Dude
108 days ago
That’s it…I’m on the next flight to Paris.
Sandra
108 days ago
Group trip? I’m in!
Gluten Free
100 days ago
Great headlines lol . I really hope “Rafael Nadal Eats Five Loaves of Bread: Wins Wimbledon” and “The Gluten-Free Fad Diet is Officially Over” become true this year
The Gluten Dude
100 days ago
Now wouldn’t that be nice
Trude
14 days ago
Great list!!!
My Headline: All restaurant must know about and serve REAL GLUTENFREE meals.
The Gluten Dude
12 days ago
The problem is Trude, that most restaurants don’t KNOW what real gluten free food is.
IrishHeart
8 days ago
“Totally Dedicated Gluten Free Restaurant Chains Flood the Country”.
and
“New Statistics Reveal Gluten Eaters Now in the Minority”
Love your headlines, BTW & thanks for the chuckles.