
Dude Note: To honor Celiac Awareness Month and to help raise awareness of our disease, I will be attempting 31 blog posts in 31 days. My goal is simple: to make most of them not suck. If you’ve got ideas for a good post or
if you’d like to guest blog, by all means,
contact me. Your input is more than welcome. And if you know anybody with celiac disease, give them some extra lovin’ this month. They deserve it.
What the heck is a Haiku you ask? In its simplest form, it’s a Japanese poem of seventeen syllables, in three lines of five, seven, and five.
And what on earth does it have to do with celiac disease? Absolutely nothing at all.
So then why am I writing a celiac Haiku? Well, when you post 31 blogs in 31 days, you need to think outside the box a bit. And I’m pretty confident this has not been done before. So even if it’s lame, I can still say it’s original.
Oh…and by the way, I am so game for your Haiku as well. All I ask for is one verse if you’ve got it inside you. It’s asking a lot, but it would be so cool to see what you come up with.
So I present to you, the first ever Celiac Haiku.
I used to drink beer
Now Titos is my best friend
I love you Titos
Pasta oh pasta
You were so soft this morning
Now you are granite
Time for a sandwich
But when I take my first bite
The bread falls apart
Not since I was two
Have I needed so many
Naps during the day
There is a bread crumb
On my gluten free counter
Time to disinfect
You told me before??
You’ll have to say it again
Yes…I have brain fog
Coffee and sushi
You are two of my best friends
Thank god you’re g-free
Order food naked
I will leave it up to you
What that really means
Dominos pizza
That was a half assed attempt
Going gluten free
Miss Kardashian
How was the In-n-Out Bun?
Gluten free?? Oh…Hi!!
What’s Gluten Relief?
It’s a scam for the ages
Please don’t believe it
The NFCA
Your intentions were honest
Please drop the amber
Celiac disease
It’s an autoimmune thing
A pain in my ass
There’s much we can have
Focus on the positive
It could be much worse
The month is now May
It’s Celiac Awareness
Let’s make it all year
To all celiacs
Let us journey together
Power in numbers
Mrs. Dude thank you
It’s not easy living with
Somebody like me
And to my Dudettes
May you be spared the curse of
The celiac gene