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  1. 1

    Musicmidget

    That’s awesome! I don’t care how old you are – fart jokes (and poems) are funny. ;)

    The last post did get crazy didn’t it? Don’t worry – those parents will be fine. Most of us get to the point where we can see through the BS. They will too if they’re not in fact there already.

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  2. 2

    Hap

    Great smile for the day! Thanks!

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  3. 3

    Sue in Alberta

    Excellent!!! That’s the type of poetry I wish I could write. Alas, I
    can’t- that’s right, I said “alas” . There ‘s a word we don’t use nearly enough.
    Have a good one, GD.

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      IrishHeart

      Alas, Sue, I agree, we don’t. Let’s bring it back. :)

      You can write poetry. Just pick up your pen , let your mind go and just write….. free style it. Bet you come out with something
      grand.

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        Sue in Alberta

        Perhaps I will, forthwith…I’ll stop now:)

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          IrishHeart

          No, don’t. I love old school tawk. lol

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            Mary

            Alas, me too. Now I shall go forthwith and make myself something more to eat :)

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            1. IrishHeart

              methinks we would enjoy a health repast together sometime.

              alas, we are scattered across the planet.

              :(

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  4. 5

    GF Canada

    Gotta read that on Stern SMILE

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  5. 6

    Lou

    oh wow, heart rhyming with fart = superb!

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  6. 7

    Sour Melissa

    After getting hit last week, this is the first thing that’s made me genuinely laugh. I really needed that.

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  7. 8

    Jersey Girl

    GD-

    Love it. Can I have a go?

    ———————————————————————————–

    Dear Celiac,

    You suck.
    You are a literal pain in my butt.
    You trigger such reactions,
    like headaches and depressions.
    You truly leave me tired,
    confused and uninspired.

    If I could take you,
    eradicate you-
    rid of you forever;
    I would bury you like a Soprano
    in Jersey
    Ciao. Forever.

    xo-
    Jersey Girl

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    1. 8.1

      Sue in Alberta

      That s got “rap” written all over it. You’re good.

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      1. 8.1.1

        IrishHeart

        You’re right. I actually read it like I was 50 cent.

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        Mary

        Yeah you got that right! JGirl I always love your music quotes at the end of your comments and you’ve got some skilz :)

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          IrishHeart

          yo ! JG got some mad skilz!

          waaa?

          i’m cool. we all cool

          lmao

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    Jess

    I can’t wait to share this poem with my kids when they get home from school. They love to laugh about farts and poop…
    Thanks so much for writing it, Tracey, and sharing it, GD. Hope that your week improves.

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    1. 9.1

      IrishHeart

      My entire family thinks fahts are funny.

      Must be a Bahston thing.

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    2. 9.2

      Gluten Dude

      As president of the “I’m really not that mature” club, farts will always make me giggle.

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  9. 10

    Mary

    Phew GD, what a day yesterday! Love it and big ups for the reprieve. What a job you have! Hope you can chill and have a Tito’s :)

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    1. 10.1

      Gluten Dude

      I just may take your advice…

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      1. 10.1.1

        IrishHeart

        it’s not even Friday, but it sure feels like it.

        I am exhausted. :(

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