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  1. 1

    Sue in Alberta

    Excellent! Coming from a seriously “verse“ challenged person, I am impressed. I mean, I just never would have come up with `waist` and `erased`. I should get this checked cos I think it`s genetic……

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  2. 2

    Brenda

    I woke up this morning and saw that Gluten Dude shared my poem! How wonderful. Hope it brings a smile to someone today. I had fun writing it. :)

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    1. 2.1

      Sarah

      I thought it was great. It definitely mirrors my feelings. Thanks!

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  3. 3

    Hap

    Repeat what Sue in Alberta said.
    Brenda, loved your poem!

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  4. 4

    Jersey Girl

    GD-

    Refreshing post. Great poem Brenda! Here is my ode to gluten:

    gluten, how you have wrecked me.
    invaded my world. changed who I can be.

    sadness. anger. despair.
    challenges-everywhere

    but I. I am stronger now.
    I am wiser now.
    you will not crush my soul,
    I will fight. I will grow old

    xox-
    Jersey Girl
    ————————————————————————————
    “you can’t expect me to be fine
    I don’t expect you to care
    I know I’ve said this before
    but all of our bridges burned down”
    Maroon 5

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    1. 4.1

      GF MOM

      where is the like button!?!

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    Anette on Long Island

    The poem made me smile. A well written adieu to gluten.
    We all remember that time of our diagnosis when we had
    to change the way we eat. But I do feel so much better now!

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  6. 6

    MJ

    Love it! What a great way to try and get some closure.

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  7. 7

    Rachel K

    I love this! My brother suggested recently that I do sort of like a funeral/burial ritual saying goodbye to all the foods that I miss and mourn every day (Peking Duck is #1 on the list). This poem can be the eulogy! Thanks GD. XOXO

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    1. 7.1

      CD

      Rachel, your brother is right. It’s good to mentally let go of those gluteny things you love the most. Just remember that there are always ways to make a gluten free version of those dishes you love the most. Don’t ever give up on good food just because you have to be gluten free. I buried twinkies and big macs. Just sayin. ;)

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  8. 8

    Sarah

    Love it! Thanks for sharing!

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    Kimberly Kuehl

    I love! My spouse and I have several songs, he is musician, not poems as of yet, but similar to rhyming lyrics. If I get a yes I may post, only ones that are fun, of course. We will probably be singing your poem tonight!:-)

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    margaret

    Love it!
    Just saw on the local news a beta in trial for an app.the app is called Wazinit. I am now using it. Thus far it’s working. a few hiccups have occured but I am assuming cuz it’s beta. I wish this had been around when I was first diagnosed. I literally just hold my phone over the bar code. It reads all I’ve listed as my “bad” foods and it gives me a smiley face for – GF or a frown because I can’t have it.It doesn’t do medicines though – I have written to them to tell them. But it’s cool.Just thought I’d share – I have no skin in this game. I just saw it on our local news and had to try it.

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  11. 11

    Sara Smith

    That is FANTASTIC

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  12. 12

    Thankful for Whole Foods

    Hooray for poetry and songs and humor! Everyone needs more of them, us celiacs especially! Way to go Brenda and Jersey Girl, et. all …Celiac Poetry Society! No candles or caves required!

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  13. 13

    CD

    Her poem is super cute and a lot of fun, but that’s not my Celiac poem. I gained 40 lbs after going gluten free due to a Celiac diagnosis. No small-er butt here!

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    1. 13.1

      IrishHeart

      same here…45 lbs. weight gain. I don’t like it at all, the hubs says “I don’t care! it’s better than when I was worried about planning your funeral”

      He does make a good point!

      Cute poem!

      Reminds me of when we all wrote our “dear gluten letters”…remember Dude? :) that was fun.

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  14. 14

    donna

    Cute poem, but gosh, it doesn’t relate my experience at all! I wish a smaller butt and waist were what I got when I cut out gluten. Just the opposite for me, I started gaining weight like crazy, because for once in my life I was eating things my body could actually process. But don’t get me wrong, struggling to find a healthy weight is much preferable to feeling like death every single day.

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  15. 15

    Amber

    Cute cute poem!!! Very fun and a good way to say good bye. I, too, have gained weight. At least 20 lbs and it is not wanting to come off. Such as life! I need to do the whole 30 I think.

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    Theresa

    love it! I’m a big fan of The Office and when I came in here today and saw the title “Goodbye Gluten” the first thing that came to mind was Michael Scott singing Goodbye Toby to his nemesis Toby, only change that to Gluten instead of Toby… lol!

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  17. 17

    William Platto

    Today at 10:03 PM

    It is funny. Today the Daily News and other main stream papers are talking about a recent study to suggest the Gluten Free diet is DOING MORE HARM THEN http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/health/gluten-free-diet-harm-good-study-article-1.1886865 & http://www.ctvnews.ca/health/gluten-free-diet-could-do-more-harm-than-good-for-those-who-don-t-need-it-1.1940215 & http://globalnews.ca/news/1484701/gluten-free-for-weight-loss-youre-doing-more-harm-than-good-study/ The main stream media is as well attacking Gluten Free labeling as something very bad http://www.medicaldaily.com/gluten-free-food-labels-may-deceive-consumers-healthy-fad-dangerous-296172 according to this article http://www.medicaldaily.com/gluten-free-food-labels-may-deceive-consumers-healthy-fad-dangerous-296172 Meanwhile actual benefits have been proven for those who have inflammatory bowel diseases.http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/24865778 and in Asia Gluten Free is found to be a benefit for those with Irritable Bowel Syndrome http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/24840376

    So there is benefits to going Gluten Free. A while back Dr. Peter Gibson said the Gluten Intolerance was false and that the FODMAP diet was the answer. However a recent study unless you have Irritable Bowel Syndrome FODMAP should NOT be a diet of choice. Again an actual published study http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/25016597/

    So once again the main stream press attacks the Gluten Free Diet when the diet does in my analysis more good then harm and does help many elements period.

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  18. 18

    Lekha

    Nice one …. Enjoyed reading it. I don’t have coeliac but know a lot about it.
    Here is something I just penned

    Bitter-sweet !

    Feel heavy on my feet
    Like a ballon I just bloat
    My gut has lost control
    Was it the sphagetti or the bread roll ?

    Barley Rye Oats and wheat
    With these I can never cheat
    No not even as a treat
    Oh dear oh dear it is such a big feat!

    It’s always what I eat
    Luckily it’s never when it’s just meat
    So with friends when I meet
    Have to avoid what’s on my sheet

    So it’s with a heavy heart I take retreat
    Parting’s always Bitter sweet
    There’s still many a sweet meat
    So friends with coeliac despond not
    Let’s explore new venues to eat

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