1. You spend half your day in the bathroom and the other half making sure you are near a bathroom.
2. People ask you when the baby is due…and you’re a guy.
3. After eating Thanksgiving stuffing, you don’t make it out of bed until Sunday.
4. You drink half as many beers as your friends, but feel twice as sick in the morning.
5. You constantly start sentences but because of brain fog…
6. You have what looks like poison ivy…and you live in Manhattan.
7. You’ve been misdiagnosed as having IBS, Chrohn’s, anemia and an ulcer…all by the same doctor.
8. You eat more than ever, but people are always asking you if you’ve lost weight.
9. You nap more than a two year old.